Menu

Current available offerings are rotated weekly on the list below, but for details about any menu items you can scroll down further to see our complete menu. Simply pick from the current list for the week and text or email your order in by Friday at 10:00, then pick up the following Sunday! The available menu is updated each week, and special requests are happily accepted and accommodated into a future menu whenever possible!

Click here for our REGULAR online order form, updated weekly on monday mornings.

Menu for week of January 11-17th, 2021

ORDER BY January 15th FOR PICKUP IN FRIENDSWOOD, TX ON January 16th or 17th.

  • Fathead pizza
  • enchiladas, chicken, beef or cheese
  • Loaded Nacho Kits
  • egg roll in a bowl, pork
  • keto ramen noodles, NEW
  • crustless quiche
  • beef stroganoff
  • jalapeno poppers
  • coleslaw
  • whipped garlic butter rutabaga
  • bacon fried cabbage, NEW
  • cheesy brussel sprouts
  • roasted garlic brussel sprouts
  • sauteed garlic mushrooms and peppers
  • egg salad
  • chicken salad
  • homemade blue cheese dressing
  • queso blanco – mild, medium, or hot
  • vinaigrette, General Tso’s sauce, homemade butter
  • mini hostess cupcakes
  • ooey gooey butter cake
  • peanut butter cups, milk or white chocolate
  • keto “heath” bars
  • peppermint bark, marbled or white chocolate
  • candied pecans
  • chewy chocolate chip cookies
  • white chocolate chip macademia cookies
  • raspberry linzer bars
  • blackberry cobbler
  • cheesecake, original or lemon
  • tortilla chips: nacho, original, cinnamon sugar or buffalo wing
  • soup, meat or egg cleanse

Entrees

(availability changes weekly, see above for this week’s offerings)

Enchiladas
low carb tortillas with red sauce, colby jack and oaxaca cheeses, and your choice of meat.
Cheese, $17. Beef or chicken, $22

Beef Taco Casserole
casserole is really what we call something that can be eaten as a soup, topping or dip. A thick blend of ground beef, shredded cheeses, green chiles, bell peppers and tomatoes can be finished with your favorite taco toppings. Don’t forget the chips!
3-4 servings, $24

“Egg roll in a bowl”
shredded cabbage and broccoli, fresh ginger, garlic, ground pork, tamari, sriracha, bean sprouts, rice vinegar, sesame oil. Pork or chicken.
2 servings, $20

Brown Sugar Bacon wrapped Brats
large brats wrapped in bacon then coated in a Swerve brown sugar rub and roasted. Pairs well with spicy brown & dijon mustard.
2 sausage for $10

Lasagna
featuring hearts of palm noodles, basil tomato sauce, ground beef and sausage, mozzarella, ricotta, parmesan, and garlic.
Serves 5-6, $40, 1/2 tray $23

Linguine”
hearts of palm linguine, served with low carb made-from-scratch versions of your favorite toppings.
with chicken alfredo sauce, $22 with meatballs and marinara,$25

BBQ Chicken (charcoal grilled)
6 large thighs expertly grilled over charcoal, with low carb BBQ rub and coated in sugar free BBQ sauce, though you’d never know.
6 pieces for $20, $5 extra for breasts

Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Peppers, jalapeno peppers stuffed with a blend of spices, cream cheese and shredded colby jack, wrapped in thick cut hickory bacon and oven roasted, then broiled to perfection. 4 peppers for $10

Loaded Nacho Kit – NEW
A generous serving of our popular tortilla chips paired with nacho toppings, individually packaged until you’re ready to put it together (meat, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, avocado, jalapenos). Assembly instructions included – great for football parties, lunch or dinner!
$25.00, serves 2-3

Nooda Macaroni and Cheese
Creamy comfort food including shredded cheddar, heavy cream, Anthony’s cheddar powder, featuring “tastes just like pasta” Nooda radiatore. Eat alone or with your favorite low-carb veggie.
$25.00, quart

Meatloaf
New! made with ground beef, italian sausage and a brown sugar mustard glaze.
$25.00, 8×4 pan

Crustless Quiche
New! made with heavy cream, a blend of cheeses and backyard chicken eggs. Can be customized with any additional ingredients for $2 each.
$24, 9″ pan

Mexican Stuffed Peppers
2 generously-sized poblano peppers stuffed with shredded chicken seasoned with cumin, garlic and chili powder, then filled and topped with colby jack, cream cheese and oaxaca, oven roasted.
$10

Pork Belly Bites
1 pound of pork belly, cubed and seasoned with a sweet spicy BBQ rub then air-fried to achieve that crispy outside and tender middle. Bonus: each serving is 0 carbs for guilt-free snacking!
1 lb of pieces, $14.00

Smoked Ribs
Wood-smoked to perfection then finished off in the broiler with low carb BBQ sauce.
$21.00, half rack

Creamy chicken curry
Chicken thighs marinated in Indian spices and slow cooked in a creamy curry sauce.
$20, quart

General Tso’s Chicken
Chicken thighs marinated then air-fried and coated in a low-carb, homemade General Tso’s sauce, amazing over cauliflower rice or with broccoli.
4 thighs for $22

Keto Frito Pie
Low-carb chili complete with Frito Pie kit – shredded cheese, diced onions and low-carb crunchy tortillas strips!
$24, serves 2-3

Beef Stroganoff – NEW
Tender cuts of beef cooked long and slow in a creamy mushroom onion gravy. Pairs well with cauliflower rice, low carb pasta, mashed rutabaga or on its own.
$22, serves 2-3

Fathead Keto Pizza
Crowd favorite! Garlic-seasoned fathead pizza dough, parbaked then loaded with low carb tomato sauce made from scratch, and fresh mozzarella and parmesan. Can be customized with any desired toppings for $2 per ingredient, or ask for low-carb recommendations.
14″ pizza, $23, 2 pizzas for $42

Muffaletta Wrap
Salami, turkey, pepperoni, black olives, artichoke hearts, and thinly sliced roma tomatoes with a scratch-made creamy vinaigrette, wrapped in a blend of italian baked cheeses. Great for lunch or dinner!
$22.00

Cheesy Bacon Ranch Chicken
Creamy casserole including shredded cheddar, cream cheese, ranch seasonings, bacon, and shredded chicken. Eat alone or over your favorite low-carb veggie or pasta.
$26.00, serves 2-3

Creamy Pumpkin Stew
New! Creamy fall stew with real pumpkin, smoked sausage, roasted cauliflower and garlic, slow cooked in a low-carb vodka sauce. Eat alone or over your favorite low-carb rice or pasta.
$28.00, 2-3 servings

Pulled Pork Sliders – NEW
Pork shoulder slow-cooked in low carb BBQ sauce, served with pickles, jalapenos, and 4 slider rolls from Marina’s Bakery! $25

Italian Sausage Burgers
1/2 pound seasoned italian sausage burgers, grilled and served with sauteed mushrooms and bell peppers, plus 2 low carb hamburger rolls from Marina’s Bakery!
$22, serves 2

Keto Ramen Noodle Soup – NEW
tastes like the packaged comfort food minus the carbs! Fresh spring onion, mushrooms and shirataki noodles make this an easy snack or meal at under 1 carb per serving! quart, $15. add chicken for $5


Special Request/ Seasonal Items:
  • Smoked Seasoned Brisket, seasoned w/ a house made garlic BBQ rub then smoked for 24 hours, moist and lean cuts available.
  • Crawfish, you won’t find them better prepared than by my husband, and that’s a promise. Served with low carb sides.
  • Pork tamales, with organic corn extract for an authentic taste without the carbs of corn (2 carbs each!)
  • Sushi, with or without cauliflower rice!


Soups and Sides

Soup
Creamy tomato, Broccoli Cheese, Creamy Mushroom or Chili.

Quart $15

Potato” Salad
Tastes just like the real thing, a must have for grilling out! Rutabaga, onion, celery, mayo, mustard and seasonings.
1 pint, $8

Collard Greens
flavored slowly with ham hocks after being lightly braised in bacon fat, the rest is a secret!
1 pint, $10

Tortilla Chips
Crowd favorite, not made from cheese! Seasoned with olive oil, garlic and sea salt then air-fried for that authentic tortilla chip crunch. Holds up to any dip, only 2.6 net carbs for 9-10 chips!

Original, Nacho, Buffalo or Cinnamon Sugar
6 oz. bag, $6

Egg salad
Made with backyard chicken eggs, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, mayo and mustard. Sweet relish on request.
1 pint, $8

Brown sugar bacon wrapped asparagus
Asparagus bundles wrapped in bacon, coated in garlic butter and brown sugar (Swerve), then oven roasted.
3 bundles, $12

Coleslaw
Tastes just like the real thing, a must have for barbeques!
1 pint, $8

Queso blanco
A blend of Mexican melting cheeses, heavy cream, seasonings and fresh sliced jalapenos. Reheats in the microwave easily. 1 pint, $10

Chicken Salad
Shredded slow-roasted chicken, celery, onion, salt, pepper, garlic, mayo.
1 pint, $10

Buffalo Cauliflower
Only 1 carb per serving, seasoned like buffalo wings and air fried. Perfect with blue cheese dip!
1 pint, $8

Homemade Blue Cheese Dip
Made with real Amish blue cheese crumbles – only 2 carbs for the whole pint, which is good because you won’t be able to put it down!
1 pint, $12

Homemade Greek Vinegarette
Olive oil and red wine vinegar blended with dijon mustard, herbs, garlic and a touch of powdered Swerve make for a versatile dressing or marinade!
8 oz, $10

Backyard chicken eggs
from our pet special breed chickens – fed only the best leftovers, exercised on the playground regularly, cuddled every day.
1/2 dozen, $4

Roasted Garlic Brussel Sprouts
Drizzled with olive oil then oven roasted until crispy and tender.
1 pint, $8

Roasted Green Beans and Mushrooms
Seasoned with olive oil, garlic, sea salt, paprika and a pinch of cayenne, then oven roasted.
1 pint, $8

Sesame Garlic Chinese Broccoli
broccoli with traditional Asian flavors, oven-roasted.
1 pint, $8

Mashed “potatoes” (rutabaga)
Made with grassfed butter, heavy cream, garlic and sea salt. You’ll barely notice a difference, except in the carb count!
1 pint, $9


Desserts

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
White and dark chocolate available. Using all natural peanut butter and Lily’s chocolate, these aren’t just better than the real thing, they are the real thing! Only 1.5 carbs each!
4 cups for $10

Mini “Hostess Cupcakes”
Moist chocolate cupcakes with Swerve sweetened cream and a hardened chocolate shell, made with Lily’s chocolate and 100% natural Ghirardelli’s cocoa powder
10 cupcakes for $25

Cheesecake
Plain or lemon, with almond flour crust (can be omitted to save carbs).
4″ size, $12.50, or 9″ size, $30

Blackberry Cobbler
fresh blackberries, powdered Swerve, lemon, encased in buttery almond flour crumble.
8×8 pan, $27

Pumpkin Pie Fat Bombs – NEW
Made with cream cheese, pureed organic pumpkin and sunflower seed butter, sweetened with Swerve and fall spices.
4 pieces for $10

Peanut Butter Thumbprint cookies
Made with a blend of almond and coconut flour, natural peanut butter, Swerve and Lily’s chocolate melted in the middle.
4 cookies for $10

Christmas cutout cookies
Traditional sugar cookie style, made with a blend of almond and coconut flour, Swerve and lots of grassfed butter – frosted and decorated!
10 for $25

Mini frosted cupcakes
Moist rich chocolate or vanilla cupcakes frosted with royal icing, made using a blend of almond and coconut flour and Swerve.
10 for $25

Lemon Bars
made with backyard eggs, freshly squeezed lemons, lemon curd over a buttery almond flour crust.
10 bars for $25

Keto “Heath Bars” – NEW
A delicious treat you won’t be able to put down, includes pecan pieces, grassfed butter, Swerve, and Lily’s chocolate chips.
4 for $10

Double Chocolate Brownies
New improved recipe – fudgy brownies made with grassfed butter, Ghirardelli cocoa and Lily’s chocolate chips.
10 for $25

Cannoli Chips and Dip Cinnamon, Swerve confectioners, and a creamy blend of mascarpone and ricotta cheeses, with a touch of vanilla nd sprinkled with Lily’s chocolate chips. Served with low carb cinnamon sugar chips.
$25, quart (includes chips)

Chocolate chip cookies
with grassfed butter, almond flour, Swerve and Lily’s chocolate chips, plus a secret ingredient that makes them gooey AND chewy.
10 for $25

Fruity Mousse
Made with heavy whipping cream and 0 carbs per serving! Flavor choice of lemon, lime, strawberry or peach.
1 pint, $8

Strawberry Cheesecake Bites
Made with fresh strawberries, grass fed butter and cream cheese, a dessert to satisfy cravings at less than 1 carb each!
4 for $10

Candied Pecans – NEW
Sweet and crunchy pecan halves, oven roasted in a cinnamon sugar candy shell.
$25, 1 lb

Ooey Gooey Butter Cake
The original St. Louis style recipe – sugar free! Pound cake with a rich creamy, buttery top.
4×8, $25. 9×13 pan, $40

Raspberry Linzer Bars
Thick, buttery almond flour crust with a sweet gooey layer of sugar-free raspberry jam, topped with sweet, buttery crumbles.
10 for $25

*Smaller quantities sold if available. Many other desserts and cakes available upon request, check back often for menu updates!


Detox/ Cleanses

1. KETO CLEANSE SOUP (based on the IBIH Soup recipe) – 5 day supply of soup, $75, COMPLETE KIT, $105

Soup ingredients: Chicken thighs, bacon, avocado oil, yellow onion, yellow squash, swiss chard, green beans, sundried tomatoes, rutabaga (seasonally), white mushroom, organic chicken stock, kosher salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, garlic, red wine vinegar, water

The kit includes 5 days worth of one Keto Cleanse Soup plus:

  • ½ dozen backyard chicken eggs
  • 3 avocados
  • choose 2: pint of tuna, chicken or egg salad

2. Meat Lover’s Cleanse Kit (Meats only $100, Full kit $150):

Choice of 5 meats (may order multiples or 5 different meats) – 

  • ribeye steak, char-grilled to order (12-16 oz)
  • 1 lb. seasoned ground beef – Italian, Mexican or Garlic Butter & Mushroom
  • ***4 bacon wrapped brats
  • 2 ribeye pork chops (bone-in or out), Garlic Lime, Smoky Paprika, Chipotle BBQ
  • 2 lb. thick cut hickory bacon
  • herbs de provence oven-roasted pork tenderloin
  • ***2 lb. pork belly
  • chicken livers (2 cups cooked in grassfed butter, kosher salt and herb blend)
  • Smoked ham hocks, 2 cups pulled from the bone after being slow cooked
  • 4 Italian sausage burgers, with sauteed mushrooms and green peppers
  • ***6 pieces chargrilled chicken (thighs, bone in, skin on)
  • ***6 pieces boneless skinless chicken thighs

***Chicken is seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic unless you pick from the following: Italian, Dill, Curry, Mexican, Buffalo, Ranch, Lemon Pepper, BBQ

***Unlike some of ABC Kitchen’s keto recipes, none of these items include more than 1 tsp. of artificial sweeteners, because sweeteners are avoided on this cleanse.

After you pick your meats, choose 2 of the following sides – egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, bacon-wrapped asparagus, garlic butter portabella mushrooms, herb butter cauliflower rice


Also included with complete kit: 5 avocados, 10 lettuce scoops, 6 backyard chicken eggs

*Email mingram1122@gmail.com to ask about our Chips&Dips Meal Plan and Egg Fast Items!

(Almost) Carb Free

these menu items are 3 carbs or less per serving!
  • fruity mousse, any flavor
  • muffaletta wrap
  • fudge brownies
  • roasted mushrooms
  • egg salad
  • chicken salad
  • buffalo cauliflower
  • bacon wrapped asparagus
  • collard greens with ham hocks
  • BBQ chicken
  • pork belly bites
  • tortilla chips
  • Homemade Blue Cheese Dip
  • Greek vinegarette

All meals have been freshly prepared within 36 hours of pickup, never frozen. Meals should be eaten with 72 hours of pickup, or kept frozen and thawed as needed.

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